Well hello there.... I guess this is the first time that I have used one of these bloggities, and if all goes swimmingly to plan, I may be using this quite a bit over the coming months....
Well the basic plan is that at the end of June, I shall be departing the homely land of Britain, to take a five hour long flight (or at least I think it's 5 hours... I can't be too sure, because I didn't book it - the glories of parents.... They pay for stuff, and you just sit there and reap in the freebies...) over to the land of obese, and the home of the Lookin. Yes of course I'm talking about America. Good ol' 'murrica, where if you walk the streets with just a 42 calibre pistol, you'll be laughed at for not owning a 52 calibre; and if you own a 52 calibre, you'll be laughed at for not ever having a girlfriend. The place where time itself comes to torment those with diabetic problems, before publicly teabagging the relics of Al Gore's Presidential campaign.
This is indeed the country which I hope to be reporting my findings on daily, as I - Kempo; Fuhrer of Fortay, and future Overlord of Planet Earth; shall be giving you - my perhaps loving, perhaps loathing, perhaps incredibly indecisive audience, a day by day entrance to my life.
Good luck, and good riddens.
Thanks,
Kempo.
