Well... By now, you're one of only 3 people who actively read this crap, and hasn't yet realised how terrible it really is, or if you have; are still expecting it to get good at some point. Unfortunately, that's unlikely... And firmly in the knowledge of that; I'm gonna keep yesterday's post relatively short...
So what did we do yesterday?... Not a lot really... (like I say; here it's just about relaxing really)... We toured another one of these stupid old towns; only this one was even worse than the one we went to the day before, because there weren't even any existing buildings - they've all fallen apart, and so all's left is some forest with a car-trail around the outside, on a river-bed... Brilliant... We went around the track, and saw nothing but about ten billion tiny crabs crawling about... Much like going on a night tour of South London...
So we left there, and went down to some tiny beach... Nothing much about there; just slutty old women, and some paedophiles in speedos... So the highlight of that place was the Ben & Jerry's (which, for the record; WASN'T given to me by one of the paedophiles... I mean, I'm a sexy mudafudgepacker, but I'm DEFINATELY not worth the price of that stuff... Freaking expensive...)... Had Cherry with Strawberry Shortcake... Verrrrrrnice...
So we hit absolute boredom (Exactly -273.15 fulfilled expectations), and just went back to the hotel to just chill poolside... There, I spent all day on twitter and getting a colour... And by "a colour"; I mean crimson... Ahh the glories of shoulder sunburn...
So yeah... That was it - the entire day... Nothing happened... So NOW will you stopped reading this damned blog?!? No?... Even THAT wasn't bad enough to warrant a total abandonment???... Well in that case I have absolutely no idea what to do... Truth is, I have near to no enthusiasm doing this now, so they're getting significantly worse by the day... Luckily there are only about another 4 or 5 to go... Thank the lord....
Thanks,
Kempo.
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